MEME MOMENT!

Well, let's all cheer for this lovely MEME! :D I seriously LOVE memes. They're odd, even though a 'chain-letter', it's ODDLY LOVELY. Though, I took this from another blog of mine. :) Well, I decided to post it on here!

Dear Renz-chan:

 

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget eggplant-fetishism.

 

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Kaoru

NOTE: Wow, FUNNY, NO? AND, I don't have eggplant-fetishism. D: RLY. Or an avocado plant at that point.

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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog): 

 

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ . 

 

___12___, 

-Your name- 

 

1. What's the color of your shirt? 

Blue - Our romance is over 

Red - Our affair is over 

White - I'll join the monastery 

Black - I dislike you 

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match 

Grey - You're a pervert 

Yellow - I'm selling myself 

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting 

Brown - The mafia wants you 

No shirt - You're a loser 

Other - I'm in love with your sister 

 

 

2. Which is your birth month? 

January - That night 

February - Last year 

March - When your dwarf bit me 

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds 

May - First of May 

June - When you put cuffs on me 

July - When I threw up 

August - When I saw the shrunken head 

September - When we skinny dipped 

October - When I quoted Santa 

November - When your dog ran amok 

December - When I changed tennis shoes 

 

 

3. Which food do you prefer? 

Tacos - In your apartment 

Pizza - In your camping car 

Pasta - Outside of Chicago 

Hamburgers - Under the bus 

Salad - As you ate enchilada 

Chicken - In your closet 

Kabob - With Paris Hilton 

Fish - In women's clothing 

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation 

Lasagna - At the mental hospital 

Hot dog - Under a state of trance 

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 

 

 

4. What's the color of your socks? 

Yellow - Hit on 

Red - Insult 

Black - Ignore 

Blue - Knock out 

Purple - Pour syrup on 

White - Carve your initials into 

Grey - Pull the clothes off 

Brown - Put leeches on 

Orange - Castrate 

Pink - Pull the toupee off 

Barefoot - Sit on 

Other - Drive out 

 

 

5. What's the color of your underwear? 

Black - My best friend 

White - My father 

Grey - Bill Clinton 

Brown - My fart balloon 

Purple - My mustard soufflé 

Red - Donald Duck 

Blue - My avocado plant 

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana 

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection 

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper 

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue 

Other - The crazy monk 

 

 

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? 

Scrubs - Man 

O.C. - Emotional 

One Tree Hill - Open 

Heroes - Frostbitten 

Lost - High 

House - Scarred 

Simpsons - Cowardly 

The news - Mongolic 

Idol - Masochistic 

Family Guy - Senile 

Top Model - Middle-class 

None of the above - Ashamed 

 

 

7. Your mood right now? 

Happy - How awful I've felt 

Sad - How boring you are 

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist 

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage 

Depressed - That we're cousins 

Excited - That there is no solution to this. 

Nervous - The middle-east 

Worried - That your Honda sucks 

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change 

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster 

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men 

Overjoyous - That I'm open 

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 

 

 

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? 

White - Your ring 

Yellow - Your love letters 

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster 

Black - Your tame stone 

Blue - The couch cushions 

Green - The pictures from LA 

Orange - Your false teeth 

Brown - Your contact book 

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs 

Purple - Your old lottery coupons 

Pink - The cut toenails 

Other - Your memories from the military service 

 

 

9. The first letter of your first name? 

A/B - Your photo 

C/D - The oil stocks 

E/F - Your neighbour Martin 

G/H - My virginity 

I/J - The results of your blood-sample 

K/L - Your left ear 

M/N - Your suicide note 

O/P - My common sense 

Q/R - Your mom 

S/T - Your collection of butterflies 

U/V - Your criminal record 

W/X - David's tricot outfits 

Y/Z - Your grades from college 

 

 

10. The last letter in your last name? 

A/B - Always will remember 

C/D - Never will forget 

E/F - Always wanted to break 

G/H - Never openly mocked 

I/J - Always have felt dirty before 

K/L - Will tell the authorities about 

M/N - Told in my confession today about 

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about 

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about 

S/T - Get sick when I think of 

U/V - Always will try to forget 

W/X - Am better off without 

Y/Z - Never liked 

 

 

11. What do you prefer to drink? 

Water- Our friendship 

Beer - Senility 

Soft drink - A new life as a clone 

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo 

Milk - The apartment building 

Wine - Cocaine abuse 

Cider - A passionate interest for mice 

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations 

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash 

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism 

Whisky - To ruin the second world war 

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 

 

 

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? 

Thailand - Warm regards 

USA - Best regards 

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail 

Spain - Go and drown yourself 

China - Disgusting regards 

Germany - With ease 

Japan - Go burn 

Greece - Your everlasting enemy 

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard 

Egypt - Fuck off now 

France - In pain 

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

:D I NOW TAG EVERYONE I KNOW. :D YUSH, PLZ DO IT.

I'm 31 years old

Hey, look what I found. I was looking through some quizzes in HelloQuizzy (after taking a test on how good my english skills are), and well, I got so curious about what my REAL age is, so I took it. But my results? D: DAMN IT I'm twice my age?! I'm THAT old? D: Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. *STABS anti-Johnnys people*

My result for The 'What is your REAL age' Test...

I am 31 years old!!

Take The What is your REAL age Test at HelloQuizzy

I AM NOT THAT OLD. Oh well... at least it's just a quiz? XD;;

Thoughts of a Psycho 01 - GIFTS

Well, to be honest, I'd like to continue posting stuff here, but only about my thoughts, ne~ I don't remember what was that segment I used for posting these kind of posts, so here I'll just start a new fresh one! This segment is now called, 'Thoughts of a Psycho'. :)

& Today's theme is, 'GIFTS'

Well, there's not specific reason behind this, but I thought it'd be nice to let others know how I feel towards this.

When it comes to certain occasions, such as birthdays, Mother's day, etc. I would always want to buy that person a present, but my biggest concern was not the money, but what to buy. There are many people; those who are good at gifts, and those who are awful (awful as in.. they buy an ugly dress that looks like someone puked on it)

I'd have to categorise myself in the group of being awful at buying gifts. When I looked at people buying and giving gifts, it'd make me stop and I would always watch their reaction, even for a second. It'd make me feel, 'Ah, such a good feeling, ne~', but it gives concern to me. When someone's birthday comes up, I'll start researching on what that person wants, and her/his favourite things. I'd give up once I see that it was impossible, and I'll be like, 'They won't care. It's not like mine would matter.' I'd always have these negative thoughts. Personalised gifts, I'd so much want to give them, but I'd always be too concerned on whether the person would love it or not, and too concerned about their reaction, and if they didn't like it, they'd like me less. But giving nothing was as bad, ne.

Whenever I think about it now, I'd wonder, 'Maybe a card or something small should be okay.' Well, it's already sort of late now.

When it comes to my birthday, my parents never fail to give me a gift. I'd always feel happy. When other people give me as well, I feel happy, yet I don't want to take it, because I feel guilty, ne~ Like, 'But I didn't get them a gift.. and I was such a horrible friend..' I'd always be concerned about how much someone liked me, or what they thought of me that these things always came to mind. When someone want to give me gifts, I'd always be like, 'Should I take this? If I take, I might be stingy and selfish. But if I don't take, I'll be rude, ne.' So whenever someone wants to give me stuff or buy me something, I'd always feel the need to ask, 'Are you sure? I can buy or get this myself.' 

That actually makes me think of Hari Raya. Whenever we go to someone's house, they offer me stuff. When I was young, I didn't care. But at some point, I became quite shy, and scared. It wasn't because I'd be called a pig or chubby after that. But it was because I'd think that if I ate any, I'd feel like I was selfish for taking something so lightly. Though now, I can easily take it without feeling embarrassed. :) I had friends to teach me that.

Actually, I have one interesting event, ne. I was chatting with a friend.. hmm.. let's call him *looks around and sees 'Fruit Basket' manga* Let's call him Basket. So I was chatting with Basket, and we're just normal friends. So at some point, I joked to him, 'Oh actually, I like this thing.' And what it is, let's just say it's those.. uhmm you know those coloured straws with shapes? The one for kids? Yeah, those things. So he said, 'Really? I have those.' And I just joked with him that I really wanted to start a collection. Perhaps, he was just a thoughtful person. After a week or so, at school, I went to get a book out of my bag. When I noticed something in my bag. I took it out and saw it was a straw, dark ocean-blue, sort of star-like shaped. I was surprised, but I didn't know what or how it got there. When I got home, I noticed a note that came with it. It was a message from Basket, saying that I can have it, and he asked me to take care of it. It really left a deep impression in my heart, and I'd always think, 'He's nice, ne~'

When I think about it, I have a few friends who quite remember what we talked about, and what I'd randomly want. It makes me think, 'I have such good friends, ne~ I wonder if I'm a good friend too.' I try to stop thinking about that, and even so, my habits are not easy to overcome, ne~