5 dreams Hikaru had about JUMP that was disturbing (Hikaru-thon)

Title: 25. 5 dreams Hikaru had about JUMP that was disturbing

Pairing: Member-ai!

Rating: G

Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing

Notes: Well, I looked through Hikaru-thon and HSJ-thon, and after losing half of my work in one of my prompts, I seriously don't want to re-type it. So I decided to write a different prompt for now. I did this to get back my mood for writing fanfics, so it's not so good since it was a rush-job. XD;; Sorry, I'll do better next time! For Hikaru-thon, here. I will not give the link to the original post, or the Hikaru-thon here.

Disclaimer: I only own the plot. I wished I own Hikaru though. *crushed dreams*

1. When Yabu-mama and Hikaru-papa was becoming too much 

Hikaru stared at the door in front of him. Everything around him was too bright, but it didn't bother him much. He placed his hand on the door-knob and turned it open, before pushing the door open.

"I'm home!" He cried out before walking in, though only to be greeted by Chinen going up to him.

"Welcome back!" Chinen flashed the older boy a grin. "Look, look! I got an A for my health project after you helped me!"

"Wow, that's good!" Hikaru returned back the grin, before the younger boy skipped away with his report in hand.

"Ittai! Ittai! Ittai!" Hikaru walked towards the living room to find Ryutaro hugging Daiki tight from the back, before the both of them turn their heads to Hikaru.

"Welcome home!" They both greeted. Hikaru nodded to them before turning his head to find Yamada and Yuuto in the corner playing games. Hikaru smiled to himself, before noticing Keito by the table, doing his homework. He was about to call out for Keito when he heard a familiar voice calling out for him.

"I want you to meet my girlfriend," Takaki stated out as he placed his hand on Hikaru's shoulder, causing the younger boy to turn back to face Takaki, and Inoo beside him.

"Inoo?!" Hikaru cried out.

"Eh?! You met Inoo-chan before?!" Takaki cried out in surprise.

"W-Wait! What? Inoo's your girlfriend?" Hikaru looked back and forth at both of the two members.

"Dad, are you okay?" Chinen asked as he tugged Hikaru's sleeve.

"D-Dad?" Hikaru stared at Chinen with wide eyes. He looked around to find everyone looking at him with a concerned look.

"Honey! You're back! Inoo-chan helped me to bake some cookies," Yabu exclaimed as he walked towards Hikaru from the kitchen, whilst dressed up with an apron.

"H-Honey?!"

"What's wrong, honey? Did something happen at work?" Yabu stopped in his tracks, and stared at Hikaru.

"Work?" Hikaru looked down at himself to find that he was in a business-man suit, with a briefcase in his left hand.

"UWAAAAAAAH!!" Hikaru woke up from his dream, all covered in sweat. He looked down at his clothes, before letting out a sigh of relief. "T-That.. was..." Hikaru shrugged it off before getting out of bed, even if he had to wait for a few hours. But he was too scared to go to sleep in case that dream might arise.

2. Playing tag in a field of flowers only appear in movies and dreams

Hikaru peeked his head out from his hiding spot, and soon his eyes spotted something running.

"I see you!" Hikaru yelled out as he stood up from his hiding spot.. behind a rock, while pointing at the two small figures in the middle of the field. Chinen and Ryutaro looked at the older member with a surprised look.

Hikaru ran towards them with a grin, before Chinen and Ryutaro started running as well.

"I'm going to catch you both!" Hikaru cried out, while the two younger member simply laughed, and shouting out, "You can try!"

Soon enough, everything seemed slow for Hikaru, especially when he pounced at both of the younger boys, and tickling their sides.

"I got you both!" Hikaru stated, while continuing to tickle them, while both Chinen and Ryutaro asked, and pleaded him to stop tickling them.

Hikaru's eyelids flutter up open as he stared at the ceiling.

"Did.. I just have a dream.. about playing tag with Chinen and Ryutaro.. in a huge field of flowers?.." Hikaru asked himself, worrying about his sexuality, and let alone the chances of him being a pedophile.

3. Somethings just happen... in dreams

Everyone seemed to be clapping, and so was Hikaru.

Hikaru looked the JUMP members, and Johnnys around him. Everyone seemed to be dressed up in a formal outfit, and so was he. Everyone seemed happy, and he felt happy as well. Yet, there was a nagging feeling at the back of his head which he couldn't define, but he didn't want to bother himself.

Everything there was so perfect, the decorations, the atmosphere, the weather, well, in fact, Hikaru was more absorbed in the place rather than the wedding.

"Here they come!" Hikaru could hear Takaki beside him said out. Hikaru looked front, and emerging from the crowd was Keito all dressed up nicely, and.. Inoo in a wedding dress?!

Hikaru stopped, and stared at the newly-wed couple, before choking on his own breath.

"Keito... and Inoo... MARRIED?!"

Hikaru stared at the two members who were holding hands, and waving at others.

"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????!!!!!!"

Hikaru quickly sat up, after waking up from his dream, choking from a long fit of coughs.

4. When Hey! Say! JUMP becomes Hello! Project 

Hikaru dragged his feet towards his dressing room. Everything in his mind was blurred, so he couldn't concentrate on his surroundings.

Once he reached his dressing room, his mind was clearer and soon he stared at everyone in the room.

"Hikari-chan! Morning!" Chinen cried out from the couch, with Yamada and Nakajima beside him her.

Hikaru's eyes widened, as he looked at EVERYONE in the room. Yamada Ryoko was helping Nakajima Yuuko to tie Chinen Yuuri's hair, while the three of them were sitting on the couch. At another couch, he found Takaki Yuuka reading a magazine, while Yabu Kotari was beside him her, reading from the same magazine, and having a discussion amongst the two. At the table, he could see Arioka Dai helping Morimoto Riuna with his her homework. Inoo Kei was helping Okamoto Keiko with his her work too.

Hikaru Hikari's face cringe. "If JUMP are girls.. then.." His eyes travelled down to his body. His manly features are now gone, and all that's there, is a nice hour-glass body shape. Soon enough, he she let out a scream in his her newly feminine voice.

"AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Hikaru shouted once he woke up, sitting up from his sleep. He looked down, and quickly felt all own body, and chest, before letting out a sigh of relief.

"My muscles are still here.." He stated, while poking his own muscles, in a wearily tone.

5. Some dreams are just a mixture of other dreams 

Hikaru tapped on the button, as he watched his character on the screen attacked the other character controlled by his opponent.

Soon enough, the words, 'HIKARU WINS' flashed on the screen, which automatically stimulated Hikaru to throw his arms in the air.

"YES, I WIN!" He cried out.

"Of course. You SHOULD win. After all, you're playing by yourself," Yabu stated from the couch, while reading a magazine.

"Shut up," Hikaru muttered, while pouting. "Why don't you play with me?" Hikaru dragged himself up, and placed his chin on the couch's arm, while sitting on the ground, staring at Yabu.

"You keep playing the same level. It's not much of a fun, is it?" Yabu replied, raising an eyebrow. Hikaru narrowed his eyes at Yabu, before looking around. JUMP was acting normally, well.. that is, until he saw Inoo telling a naptime story to Chinen, who was pretending to sleep. Hikaru's head perked up, when the door open, and Chinen crying out, 'Welcome home, dad!' Hikaru raised his eyebrow. "Isn't that supposed to be me?" Hikaru asked himself in his mind.

"Welcome home, honey," Inoo greeted at the figure who had just arrived home.

"..Don't tell me.. it's.." Hikaru's eyes widened in surprise.

"I'm home," Keito answered back as he stepped into the living room.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Hikaru screamed in the dream, and in reality. Though, in reality, he jumped up from his bed, and started hitting his head with his pillow, cursing how much he hated his dreams.

Note:

XD I had a great fun writing this, and I got more comments than usual about this! Though, after a long hiatus from writing these kind of prompts, my skills are kinda rusty. So this is like my rusty work! Uhmmm.. let me explain a few things about these.

'Yabu-Mama & Hikaru-Papa', is kinda like a joke, since both of their mothers once said to each other, "Doesn't Yabu and Hikaru seem like a married couple?" and well, Yabu and Hikaru (With no help from Takaki or Inoo) are the ones who usually takes care of the younger members. So therefore, they're kinda like the Mama&Papa of HSJ! And I do recall Yabu calling Hikaru, 'Honey' before on Shounen Club when they were still in Ya-Ya-yah!

'Inoo and Keito' joke, uhmm.. well... my OTP (One True Pairing) is sort of Hikato (HikaruxKeito), but you get to see more of Hikanoo (HikaruxInoo) in real life (Thooough, it's all one-sided on Inoo's part XD LOL) So mainly my fan fics are usually the mixture of Hikanoo and Hikato, but usually when one thing is in your mind, you get dreams about that right? So in Hikaru's case, he's been thinking too much about both Keito and Inoo, that he had a dream about that. This is kinda like a crack (joke) pairing. I never had seen Inoo talked to any of the younger members, except for Ryutaro. He doesn't really talk to Daiki either, ne~

Changing the member's names to girl's names was hard, especially for Ryutaro, but it's fine. I didn't change for Chinen and Inoo because their names are already for girls originally! ('Yuri' can be written in different ways, one as a boy, and one as a girl. Chinen's one was written in girl's form though.) Don't you think their name suits their image? ^^

Hello! Project is like Johnnys, but the female equivalent. Uhmm.. but I don't know about the dancing part.

I'll be honest, but these kind of dreams are normal to me. XD LOL. Hahaha~ WOW this sucks. D: N-No LJ cut. T_T Sad.