Monday, January 12, 2009

HAHAHA. wtstfu.

One day,

Kaoru: o___o From my blog
Kaoru: Someone actually
Kaoru: likes Baoru
Kaoru: LOL
Kaoru: My friend's like, "..awwww. Baoru is cute ♥" and I was like "...o_o... are you serious?"
Bao: o3o
Bao: lol
Bao: who? =o
Kaoru: Uhmm
Kaoru: Sachi
Kaoru: She likes weird stuff
Bao: oh you mean in rl? o3o
Bao: herro sachi *waves*
Kaoru: No
Bao: Oh.
Bao: Just tell her I waved
Bao: Lololol
Kaoru: Sachi is online friend XD

Sachi, Bao waved at you. ♥

.....And this is what happens after he waved at Sachi.

Kaoru: o____O
Kaoru: *falls out of chair and face hits table hard*
Bao: LOL
Kaoru: Stfu
Bao: *throws icebag on your head*
Bao: =p
Bao: actually tho
Bao: why'd you hit the table again
Bao: xD
Kaoru: D<
Kaoru: Well
Kaoru: I put my leg on my chair
Kaoru: and then
Kaoru: I tried to get up while my knee pushed my body up from the chair
Kaoru: then
Kaoru: the chair moved back
Kaoru: and uhhh
Bao: o3o
Bao: ouch
Kaoru: yeah.. I hit the first thing in front of me
Kaoru: whch is my table
Bao: I thought you meant (fell out of char and hit table) in a fictional way.
Kaoru: W-Well at least I didn't hit the corner..
Bao: now it's like: "Awwwhs Are you okay? D:"
Kaoru: XD;; Lol
Bao: Awwhs are you okay? D:
Bao: Lololol
Kaoru: Wtf
Bao: well don't mind me caring for you T-T
Bao: unthankful pedophile. ><
Kaoru: D<
Kaoru: D:
Kaoru: I'm sorry
Kaoru: XD You can take care of me not
Kaoru: ...well.. that sounds sort of weird in a way
Kaoru: *now
Bao: yeah kinda
Bao: oh
Bao: now it makes sense
Kaoru: Lol
Kaoru: Shut up
Bao: I thought you were speaking medieval. Lol
Bao: xD
Kaoru: XD
Bao: I dare you not
Bao: =p
Kaoru: Thou shall mock me not
Kaoru: ...eww
Bao: Ohh you so good at medieval. o3o

8D I'm so good at medieval speak... not. But anyway, if anyone's curious, yes, I'm fine after falling. XD;;

HAHAHA. D: .....I didn't know Bao could care.

AND BAORU DOES HAVE SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS TOO. ...Like this.

Bao: how much was the difference between our timezones? o3o
Bao: 8 hours or something right
Kaoru: XD;; I was wondering about that earlier on
Kaoru: I'm at GMT +8
Bao: It's 7:19am here now
Bao: Oh
Kaoru: 7 houras
Bao: I'm gmt +1
Kaoru: *hours
Bao: Yup
Kaoru: XD
Bao: school's out at 1pm today
Bao: you still there on 8? o3o
Bao: I'm guessin not huh
Kaoru: Uhhh
Kaoru: My flight's around that time
Kaoru: Lol
Bao: Damn
Kaoru: Around 7PM I think?
Bao: D:
Kaoru: 8D You're gonna miss me?
Bao: Lol
Bao: I've missed you enuff, not talking to you for like a year
Bao: xD
Kaoru: I feel so incredibly flattered
Bao: not that I
Bao: remembered
Bao: you
Bao: o3o
Kaoru: *huggles*
Kaoru: D< Now stop reminding me about that LOL
Bao: *huggles*
Bao: xDDD
Bao: Yeah I'll miss you then
Bao: =p
Kaoru: I forgot about you too. 'Nuff said.
Bao: Have fun in singapore xD
Kaoru: I was like, "Hmmm.. There was someone who i talked to often.."
Kaoru: 8D Thanks
Bao: LOL
Bao: And don't go on msn like right the first day x3
Kaoru: o_o Then my blog got the hold of me
Kaoru: Okay okay 8D
Kaoru: B-but
Kaoru: I have a free day
Bao: don't buy any plastic strawberry milk~

....awww. Bao cares.. still. ♥ That's kinda creepy.

....awww. Bao wants to talk to me after school. ♥ That's more than creepy.

....awww. Bao and Kaoru forgot each other for a few months. ♥ That's extremely normal.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Kaoru is VERY MUCH of a pedo + fangirl!

One day,

Kaoru: PEDO
Bao: LOL
Bao: YOU'RE THE PEDO D:
Kaoru: ;o;
Kaoru: I sure am
Kaoru: *Huggles*
Kaoru: 8D At least I'm not doing anything else
Kaoru: LIKE MAKE YOUR WATER BREAK
Kaoru: or something
Kaoru: Your brother's old D:
Bao: LOL
Bao: So it was youuu!
Bao: o,o
Bao: 21's not that bad
Bao: he's going through hsi
Kaoru: D: STILL
Bao: his
Bao: midlife crisis about now
Kaoru: puberty?
Bao: lmfao
Kaoru: errr
Bao: no thats you
Bao: o,o
Kaoru: D8 You mean you
Bao: I mean we.
Bao: lololo
Kaoru: D: Dont ever say we
Kaoru: T_T That just makes it Baoru
Bao: LOL
Kaoru: And everyone knows Baoru ain't supposed to exist. EVER
Bao: lmao
Bao: I feel rejected. *emoes*
Kaoru: D': That'll make Kaoru into a full-time Pedo
Bao: LOL
Bao: LOLOLOL
Kaoru: You got rejected by me twice now
Kaoru: 8D I feel superior in this Baoru thing
Bao: LOL
Bao: Yes I'm a loner
Bao: =p
Kaoru: Dont worry
Kaoru: You can get someone to break your water again
Kaoru: D': Like your brother
Kaoru: INCEST
Kaoru: OH MY
Bao: LMFAO
Kaoru: BTW its not meeeeeeee. Its someone who broke your water the first time
Kaoru: like
Kaoru: the heat
Kaoru: or intense heat
Kaoru: between you and Dan
Kaoru: XD *SHOT*
Bao: LMFAO
Bao: You shut up *keels (with love)* xD
Kaoru: :3
Kaoru: Love ❤
Kaoru: .....awwws. ❤

.....awwwws. ❤

Kaoru: I think the limit for me is 175
Kaoru: But if I think about it, I probably wont be able to tell their height 
Kaoru: if I REALLY like someone
Kaoru: XD
Bao: lol
Bao: when I said what my limit was I didn't talk about what the limit of my girl would be
Bao: bahaha xD
Kaoru: Yeah
Kaoru: But then if I was to date someone as tall as Taiyou, hmm.. I dont think my situation is as bad as my mom's
Kaoru: 8D;; But still..
Bao: lol
Kaoru: *suddenly imagining a life of dating Taiyou*
Bao: LMAO XD
Kaoru: Yyyyupppp I dont think I'd be able to tell ♥
Bao: Tsktsk. Crazed fangirls these days
Bao: Bahaha
Kaoru: >D ♥
Kaoru: *tackles you to the ground and pedos you into a hug*
Kaoru: ♥
Kaoru: Pedoooooo~
Bao: *likes eet.*
Bao: no wait that's just creepy
Kaoru: o______o
Bao: xD
Kaoru: D: WTF
Bao: >;D
Kaoru: You're weeeeird
Bao: You're the one pedoing
Bao: LOL
Bao: And I'M weird?
Kaoru: D<
Kaoru: but
Bao: LOLOLOL

....Baoru? ♥

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!~ ♫ 

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Kaoru is maybe a pedo? :o

So one day,

Kaoru: D: I'm always a pedo
Bao: LMFAO *Runz*
Kaoru: who wants to be the big sister of everyone who is cute and younger D'X
Bao: since when was I the little bro type of character. LOL
Kaoru: D: S-Since You were my friend *sobs*
Bao: Hahaha.
Kaoru: LOL. I really sound like a pedo D:
Bao: *countz back to a few years ago*
Kaoru: Eww Pedo
Bao: Yeaz u do =D
Bao: But thats what I like about you. Your pedoness LOLOLOL

...awwws.

Bao~ ❤

You're such a cute odep~ ♫ 

HAHAHAHA. wtf. What's. D:

Bao: awwwz *pats*
Bao: here. have a candy bar =p
Kaoru: D: No
Kaoru: I WANT A BEAR
Bao: o___o
Kaoru: Make it Roxas
Kaoru: 8D
Bao: I tried to give you a candy bar. AND YOU REJECTED ME D:
Kaoru: BeaRoxas~
Bao: You...rejected me. T-T
Kaoru: DX;; Because I dont want no candy bar
Kaoru: Lol
Kaoru: I rejected you 8D

;o; I rejected Bao.

Bao: MY waterpipe broke just now @_@
Bao: Water was like "Boomz!"
Bao: D:
Kaoru: DX;;
Kaoru: *mistakened it for 'water' only*
Kaoru: Wow
Bao: LOLOLOL
Kaoru: I thought for a second there that your water broke
Bao: Yes I'm gonna have
Bao: a baby
Bao: LMFAO
Kaoru: and I was like, "Bao's pregnant?!"
Bao: Yes I am.
Bao: Pedophiles touched me. @_@
Kaoru: So anyway, you turned off the water?
Kaoru: XD LOL. Not me~
Bao: No I just stood there and watched my bro get wet. He's pissed off cuz his shirt's screwd up now
Bao: don't think too much on "my bro got wet" plz.
Bao: LOL
Kaoru: o_O
Kaoru: LOL
Kaoru: I wasn't even thinking of that!!

.....wow.

I wonder how many interesting convos can we have here in 1 day night?

...so.. does anyone find this convo interesting? 8D;;

P.S. This isn't the Bao  you know, Zushi. 8D That's "Archer" Bao. This is "Annoying-Adorable-Younger" Bao, who I don't think you've met on Maple before. o_o